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Isaac’s arrival required a redefinition of roles and responsibilities in the household. Blossom’s primary role is care and feeding of Isaac along with food production. My primary role is to do everything else. I have specifically defined one of my everything else roles as the official Feces and Urine Disposition Officer (FUDO). Also known as the poopsmith. Poopsmithery takes up approximately one hour of my day, managing the eliminations of me, Isaac, Mystic, Gala, Betty, and Owen. Blossom is currently on her own, although she knows that I am there if she needs me. Pre-Isaac I knew there would be activities of this nature, but Alas, I failed to forecast the magnitude of the job. One of the darker sides of having kids, indeed.

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